I called Mom on the way home from training today. She’s been sick the last few days and I was just checking in on her. She answered the phone sounding like a life long smoker or a man and I knew she was still sick instantly… that voice just doesn’t lie.
Josh goes to K-4 (Kindergarten prep at the Christian school) on Tuesdays and Thursdays so the rest of the week he and Mom are home alone together. He’s a fairly high maintenance kid, but smart enough to understand to be good when Mommy’s sick. She said he’d been really good all day for her and the stopped in the middle of reporting the mundane day, sounding like a laugh might break through the wall of phlem in her throat (it actually sounded nicer than that *grin*) “Kate you have GOT to what Josh did today!”
I was intrigued. If you’ve read this blog long at all, you’ve probably come to associate his name with hilarity. He didn’t disappoint.
Mom had fallen asleep on the couch for awhile and Josh was playing quietly in his room with the door closed. Mom woke up and thought she should check in on him but as she was walking down the hallway, she heard his little voice booming from behind the door and decided to eavesdrop…
“Let me tell you about God… OOHHH,…let me tell you about God, folks. God is bigger. He is so big he is 100 tall- wait! WAIT! no- he’s not 100 tall he’s… a million billion TRILLION tall! OOOHHH, yes he is…hmm hmmm …”
She said the sermon continued for a little while, but that was the main thesis. He ended with quite a grand prayer that she couldn’t quite recall because she was too busy in her own praying, “God, yes, so let it be. Channel all of that personality into something for you.”
And then she chuckled. Because he was doing quite a dead on impersonation of our Pastor…like dead on.
And here are the promised photos of Co’s brand new-big-boy-non-mullet-hair do: